Future Prodigy Pillows

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'That's my boy...'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.