Child Prodigy Hopeful Gifts

'Our test results show nothing out of the ordinary. I'm afraid your child is ordinary.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"The kid's good."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Futsal

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

"They've been playing Big Brother again"

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"He's watching too much educational TV."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'She is being impossible again.'

"Why, it's Daphne—home from Foxcroft."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

'I was doing okay 'til I stuck my neck out on guillotine.'

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"