Child Prodigy Admirer Gifts

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'She's a gifted child.'

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

Fond mother testing her young son on his spelling

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Tia Carmen, did you ever wish summer was over...so you could be in school?"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"The kid's good."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Proud mums.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

Mozart

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'She is being impossible again.'

'Are you the proud parents of our (drumming contest) winner?'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'