Child Prodigy Appreciator Gifts

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Viola player coming through!"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"The kid's good."

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

Pediatrics: Anatomy

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

Proud mums.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'She is being impossible again.'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"He's watching too much educational TV."

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

Young Super Achiever

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

'I've sussed this work/life balance...'

Why Kids Don't Host Talk Shows

Fond mother testing her young son on his spelling