Child Prodigy Gifts

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"Viola player coming through!"

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

Why Kids Don't Host Talk Shows

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a doctor. And when my tricycle grows up, it's gonna be a carbon-neutral, high performance electric sports car."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Impressing dad.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

"The kid's good."

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Futsal

Violinist.

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."