Child Prodigies Gifts

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"I'm a wunderkind slash flop."

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Viola player coming through!"

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Should we keep the receipt in case of returns."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"The kid's good."

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"Well, Timmy's academic results show that he has an exceptional instinct, well above the standard "basic instinct"..."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'Dad a dachshund is really half a dog high and two dog long...'

'She is being impossible again.'

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."