Child Prodigy Fan Gifts

"The kid's good."

'Eddie is a very ambitious child.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Viola player coming through!"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"We're hoping that someday Rosalie will be a major player in the creative economy."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"He's a whiz kid."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"He's watching too much educational TV."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'She is being impossible again.'

'I'd like you to meet our new programs director.'

"I don't mind him running his own tech company at his age. However, I wish he would, at least, dress his age."

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

Young Super Achiever

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'