Musical Prodigy Fan Gifts

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Impressing dad.

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Punk Reindeer

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

Volcaniax

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

Robbie Williams

"The kid's good."

The Little Drummer Boy.

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Violinist.

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Gangsta wrap.

Robert Burns

"Do you have any hopeless little drongos?"

Orchestra

Flautist

Guitar.

Mozart

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

'She is being impossible again.'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

"He's watching too much educational TV."

'Giving a child a violin is like giving him a license to kill!'