Intellectual Prodigy Fan Gifts

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The kid's good."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

"That guys is stealing my data!"

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

Houdini's Dog

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

'I handed over my company to my son and he's doing better than I ever did. Unfortunately he's starting school next year...'

Prodigy - Woofgang Amadeus Mozart.

'She is being impossible again.'

"Hon, was Skippy your concept or mine?"

"He's at grade level for everything except cursing. He's swearing at a 9th grade level."

John Banville

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Do you think he'll bring treats?"

'Sculptor'

"An eight year old could do this. . .!!"

Young Super Achiever

"I'm sorry, Henri. I don't think you can sue every science teacher for 'defamation of effect'."

"On your left."

"Mostly Mozart, nothing. It's all Mozart or no Mozart."

"Oh, it's you."

A thinker seeing his own thought.

"I love having students around...their young brains are like sponges...they never seem to forget anything!"

Poor Zhok, the only Homo Sapien in a Neanderthal neighborhood.

"Can I see your ID? Wait, never mind. Wait - yeah, I need to see your ID? Wait --"

Jung vs Freud.

"Actually, I hope more people think being smart is annoying. I'll have less competition when I apply to college."