Intellectual Discussion Fan Gifts

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

Justitia, the goddess of justice, is picking a dollar bill from the ground.

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Political Analysis

Impeachment

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Mega Pharmaceuticals Legal Dept. What if we claim a generic knockoff of our miracle drug is blasphemous?

The George Bush Library Tour.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Chuck Schumer

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

George Will

The partisan cafe

Two Americas

Bring on the Crazy

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."

"It killed on social media yet you say it's horrible?" "Lousy is lousy."

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."