Philosophy Debate Fan Gifts

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Intelligent Design? My arse!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

reincarnated worm...

Voltaire

What else is there to wish for?

"You call this a constitution?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Now showing, at a University near you...

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"She's a show dog...purebred, of course." "That's great! My guy's a Sanskrit scholar...wrote for the Harvard Lampoon."

YOLO vs YODO

The power of now

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Snowyphus

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

The Great Leap Forward

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'I'll be back in three or four months - Hold that thought.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."