Debate Fan Gifts

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"I don't know anything about the bell curve, but I say heredity is everything."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Well, let's stop arguing - we're both here now."

"The time of assertion and counter-assertion is upon us."

Truth

Laurel Canyon

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

"Sorry Fellas, you're too old."

In Support of our efforts in Iraq, Obama returns his American flag pin to his lapel.

"According to the polls the sun will come up tomorrow, but I think I'll wait and see..."

"Now that we're down to three candidates, we're switching to a 'rock, paper, scissors' format."

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

"Minister, could you explain your stance?"

Donald Trump: Poking the Bear...

Ted Cruz and Donald Trump

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

"That's for the jibe about Mexicans."

But - he was in last place! (Barack Obama is victorious).

Pot and Kettle

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

VP debate.

Voting in the American Elections.

Presidential debate in the USA

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

'The theme of tonight's debate is 'lemon meringue'.'

'This is great comedy. You were smart to record all the candidates' campaign promises.'

VOTE, 'Look, I'm a shallow, corrupt person -- If you elect me, I'll never bother you with a bunch of ideological stuff!'

'It should be a good debate: Their policies are poles apart...'

'I refuse to lower myself to my opponent's tactics.'

Mistaken Identities.

Impeachment

"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."

'I know the voter well enough to position myself so they follow me wherever they want to go.'

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'