Political Debate Fan Gifts

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

"Nah, I'm good."

Conservative Party CLOSED - re-opening after next General Election

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

'. . . But where's the beef?'

The delegitimization effort.

Short Memories

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"As soon as I pay alimony to my six ex-wives, go to rehab and see my therapist, I'm going to go protest that wacko Trump."

Lost and Found

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Bigot Spigot

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Abdullah Debate

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Self Checkout

Impeachment

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Chuck Schumer

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

The partisan cafe

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country