Political Debate Fan Gifts

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

Stay the Course No More

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

Yesterday's Abortion Clinic Is Tomorrow's Gun Shop

Women's March on the Pentagon

Vive la Différence

"Nah, I'm good."

Conservative Party CLOSED - re-opening after next General Election

Another Nude Swim

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

'. . . But where's the beef?'

The delegitimization effort.

Short Memories

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"As soon as I pay alimony to my six ex-wives, go to rehab and see my therapist, I'm going to go protest that wacko Trump."

Lost and Found

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Who's the Rogue State?

Bigot Spigot

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

The George Bush Library Tour.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

Abdullah Debate

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless