Political Debate Fans Gifts

Town Hell Meeting Tonight

Gladstone and Disraeli Discussed by the Queens

The Russians Ate My Homework

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

Want to get into the van? Hih? WE're road tripping to Arizona. We're gonna protest the onerous immigration laws. We'll innundate the man with papers showing we're citizens, then burn them and inhald of smoke of peaceful resistance. They have big TVs there. Dibs on the Netflix queue!

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

Sportsmen! Quick! Get your automatic weapon while you can!

Self Checkout

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Who's the Rogue State?

Bigot Spigot

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Abdullah Debate

Impeachment

The George Bush Library Tour.

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

George Will

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

The partisan cafe

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"