Debate Fans Gifts

"When can we start calling each other names like they did in the political debates."

"I call quitsies! No startsies! No more questions! You LOSE! I win!"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"If you're a creationist, how do you explain Fred and Wilma?"

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Oligarchy

Dialogue

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Skeptic Tank.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Changing Minds

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Now that's a win."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."