Debate Fans Prints

Before we end this debate, you have 30 seconds to sniff each other's rebuttal.

"First they have to settle who's the most christian."

"When can we start calling each other names like they did in the political debates."

"I call quitsies! No startsies! No more questions! You LOSE! I win!"

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"If you're a creationist, how do you explain Fred and Wilma?"

"I think we should leave Europe then retake it by force."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

Dialogue

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Now that's a win."

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'