Debate Enthusiasts Gifts

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated the skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'On average, a woman lives seven years longer than a man. So, when I'm 80, I'm having a sex change.'

"We couldn't find an introvert who was willing to take part."

"Meaningful gun laws. . . ? Why, er, um, sure! Just let me reach into my magic hat. . . !"

Antiglobalization movement.

'Great speech! But let's cut your carefully reasoned conclusion and insert an uplifting sports metaphor.'

"And you need to know this why?"

This Bus Runs on Punditry

"We could agree to disagree but then you'd still be wrong."

'I don't remember when I said to you about that this morning because I didn't know you were listening.'

Two men having an argument.

Labor Day At The Bar

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"It's based on 'nudge' theory!"

'Good, we're in time for closing arguments!'

But if we vote for less government, we'll be out of a job!'

'We're your conscience. We're here to tell you which way to vote on the upcoming bill.'

Skeptic Tank.

How Not To Do Conflict Resolution

"I reject your demand that we agree to disagree."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Bald lie. Hairy truth

Semi-automatic vs fully automatic

"I literally don't know anything."

Lie-Sol: Time for your Daily Dose

"We're already starting to notice the influence of corporate donations."

"Who was first?"

Boris Johnson and Ian Blackford SNP - "How dare you fact-shame me!"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care to agree on anything.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."