Debate Enthusiast Gifts

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

Realists and Idealist Numbers

Brexit Battles

"Yes, Harold, I do speak for all women."

Panel with Experts to be broken in case of emergency

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

"There can be no peace until they renounce their Rabbit God and accept our Duck God."

'You know, when you get right down to it, most consequences are unintended.'

'What do you mean it's wrong? In Ethics we learnt that the truth is always objective!'

"I'm sorry, Jeannie, your answer was correct, but Kevin shouted his incorrect answer over yours, so he gets the points."

"When I said to convince him of the need for change I was hoping you'd use the seductive power of reason and logic!"

"Wait, those weren't lies. That was spin!"

'What's the point at looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong?'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'Don't worry too much about math, science, or history -- just make sure you get good marks in rhetoric.'

Man at Optometrists and reading an eye chart that spells out 'PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE ME',

"I don't think you can distance yourself from the White House on this one. After all, you are the President."

'You are always living in the past!'

10 Commandments Exceptions.

"This contract needs rewriting, some of it could understood by almost ANYONE!"

Women: 'I'm gald we had this talk', Men: 'I'm glad we had this fight'

'Rock beats scissors, sanctions it is!'

'Can I ask you not to wear that t-shirt Bill?'

"Political and economic uncertainty make long term planning difficult. Let's stick to ordering lunch."

Inventing the Art of Compromise...

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

Please enjoy this culturally, ethnically, religiously and politically correct cartoon responsibly.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Women carrying signs, one says 'The end is near!', the other says 'The end is not near!' The caption reads 'But aren't we fortunate to live in a society where differing views are tolerated?'

''How do you plead' is just a legal term.'

"I guess this is where we part ways."

"Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me?"

Negotiating Skills for Beginners.

'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'