Debate Enthusiasts Mugs

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

'Billy, I'm not going to argue the semantics of biting. Whether or not you penetrated the skin, I'm calling your mother.'

'On average, a woman lives seven years longer than a man. So, when I'm 80, I'm having a sex change.'

"We couldn't find an introvert who was willing to take part."

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

"Meaningful gun laws. . . ? Why, er, um, sure! Just let me reach into my magic hat. . . !"

Antiglobalization movement.

"And you need to know this why?"

The Hole that Divides

'Great speech! But let's cut your carefully reasoned conclusion and insert an uplifting sports metaphor.'

'I don't remember when I said to you about that this morning because I didn't know you were listening.'

"We could agree to disagree but then you'd still be wrong."

This Bus Runs on Punditry

Labor Day At The Bar

"I reject your demand that we agree to disagree."

Two men having an argument.

"It's based on 'nudge' theory!"

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'We're your conscience. We're here to tell you which way to vote on the upcoming bill.'

"Waiter! There's something evolving in my primordial soup!"

But if we vote for less government, we'll be out of a job!'

How Not To Do Conflict Resolution

Skeptic Tank.

'Good, we're in time for closing arguments!'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Ask me a question! I need practice. With what? Across the country, partisan radio hosts have gotten so angry lately. I haven't kept up. I need practice being mean. I'm being outclassed. C'mon people! Sadie needs you. Ask for … her advice. Prepare to get mercilessly ridiculed! Sounds like a blast.

Staggering cosmic question: Would bacon taste as good if you didn't know it was bad for you? Give me a break. Is this what you waste your time thinking about? With all the war, poverty, the deficit and the ... the ... It's a stumper. We talkin' crispy bacon?

HI, this is Florida Senator Marco Rubio. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to say let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. Ok. Say, what's the weather like in Florida? Let's dispense once and for all with the notion that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing. House of Java. Ok. Hey, I've always wondered, are there really alligators there? Let's dispense once and for all with the noti

Critical Race Theory Educational Traffic Stop

Throw your hands in the air and wave 'em like you just don't care to agree on anything.

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