Debate Aficionados Mugs

'Let me not answer your question this way...'

Validation of Parking/Belief Systems

Government runs bird flu exercise.

The War on Architectural Postmodernism

News. Voter Fraud Dispute. Do you think voter fraud is widespread? Does lying in exit polls count?

"That's enough, boys! Take it outside or online!"

"I sure do love social media -- it gives us more media to bash!"

"It's our newest attempt at a campaign slogan."

How to stop conflicts? Stop living.

"Will you be quiet. I'm trying to listen to the liberal elite's fake news."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Oligarchy

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Annual run-off at the mouth.

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Dialogue

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

Skeptic Tank.

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Now that's a win."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."