Democracy Debates Fan Gifts

'This is exactly the kind of person we should have running the country into the ground.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

'Man...You age great!'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

Antiwar Democrats Get Tough

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

You're on "Ask Sadie." What's your problem?! Super delegates. A candidate could win the most votes in the primaries but lose anyway of the superdelegates want someone else! Can you believe that? Oh stop yer sniveling. In my day, the parties chose candidates in smoke-filled backrooms without even pretending the people get a vote. At least this charade gets you out of the house. Gets the blood pumping. I guess.

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Impeachment

The George Bush Library Tour.

Self Checkout

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

Chuck Schumer

The delegitimization effort.

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

George Will

The partisan cafe

Bush vs. America

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Bring on the Crazy

Two Americas