Democracy Fan Gifts

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Ballz to the Walz

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

"Good boy."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

John F. Kennedy

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Pollster

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

Impeachment

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Election Fatigue?

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"