Democracy Enthusiast Gifts

"Isn't that the real genius of democracy?...The VOTERS are ultimately to blame."

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

'I'm not so sure about this 'life, liberty and pursuit of happiness' bit. Whaddya say we look at some polling numbers first?'

'...and I think the public is ready for a candidate with the courage to admit he doesn't understand the issues!'

'If the election were to be held today, what would be your excuse for not voting?'

Criticism of Native Indian's Exclusion from Franchise

"Give me moderation or give me death!"

Speakers Corner: 'An ability to listen is fundamental to a more democratic society...'

President Barack Obama.

"Remember: if you don't vote...you've got no grounds to complain about who gets elected."

'No, Rollo! It's one MAN, one vote!'

Electile Dysfunction

'The only way to save democracy is to let me be an autocrat.'

'If the election was held today, would you be surprised?'

'You are polling very well with the highly motivated 18 to 26 year olds who never vote.'

People Power

'I'm not too happy with my ballot. Can I get a refund?'

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

Democracy Wear - This Northern Hemisphere Summer

"What really hurts is not being able to vote in the European elections."

'I hate it when people vote with their feet'

He's Having A Hard Time Letting Go (Congress Perks).

"The election was over months ago, Mr. Duffy - It's too LATE to change your vote."

Voting booth: Press here to view political ads.

"Nobody 'heads up' this family - we work democratically."

'I'm running unopposed in the election, but just for fun let's run nasty, negative campaign anyway.'

How to Filibuster...

"Responsibility? Me? Don't be silly. I'm a politician!"

Vote for One

"I love democracy! But sometimes I think it involves too many people."

"So what if the First Amendment does go? We still have twenty-?ve more."

'For the motion 3 votes, against the motion 1 vote.'

'So what? -- I don't get to vote either, you know!'

Dictatorship

'You're thinking of standing for the local council? But would they stand for you?'