Democracy Aficionados Gifts

"When a politician offers a voter something to get a vote it's politics."

"Good boy."

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Lord George brings news of the debate

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

John F. Kennedy

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Ursula von der Leyen Surrounded By Donald Trump Heads on Island

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

Health Care Crisis table.

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Footing The Bill

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Pollster

Trump returns home

The Hug

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

"Hot off the wire! In the latest poll, 99% of voters say they will be glad when the election is over... The poll has an error rate of plus or minus 2%."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

"I don't have any opinions, and my wife things whatever Oprah thinks,."

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

Virginia Foxx Caricature

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