Democracy Devotees Gifts

Vote Smith. That guy is a perpetual candidate - He's always running for something. He has a "promising" career!

'Do you believe in democracy?', 'You bet I do -- I've seen it happen!'

"Good boy."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

John F. Kennedy

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

The Hug

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Pollster

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

The Daily Me

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

Virginia Foxx Caricature

Iraq and the road ahead...

Election Fatigue?

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."

Freedom Puppet

Such an Important Election. But Why?

R.I.P. Democracy