Democracy Devotees Gifts

'Do you believe in democracy?', 'You bet I do -- I've seen it happen!'

"Good boy."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

John F. Kennedy

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

The Hug

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

Pollster

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'To avoid possible schism, a period of careful reflection is needed before changing the light-bulb.'

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

Iraq and the road ahead...

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

Election Fatigue?

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

Virginia Foxx Caricature

'Excellent - it's unanimous!'

"I'm going to strike this part about starting from scratch if the people don't like either candidate."

Nycole Turmel: I can call Jack anytime for advice!

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

1867 Reform Bill: Household Suffrage