Democracy Devotee Gifts

'How to Deal with Bullies'

"He's running as an independent third party candidate."

"All those in favor of adjourning for treats, raise your hands?"

'Sarah Palin called -- she's not interested in being your running mate.'

Biden-Harris US Presidential 2020

Angela Merkel

Easter Island Votes

Donald Trump

Dump: Promises, promises, promises...

'But O, that I were young again, and Democrat!'

Give Me Hope

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

'So, that's settled - the eyes have it!'

'Ed, where's our voting precinct?'

John Redwood

'For my next campaign promise, I'll need a volunteer from the audience....'

Such an Important Election. But Why?

'Of course there's a record turnout -- you never let anybody vote before.'

'No big deal -- I'm just going over to Parliament to break a tie.'

'I'm the only candidate who can hold the middle, and appeal to the lunatic fringe!'

'It was a very friendly reception - the Democrats even registered me to vote!'

The Hug

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"You've jumped the gun. Check back in a couple of years."

Joe Biden

Us Dictatorships Have To Stick Together

"Good boy."

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"I'm looking for a 'yes man' who can say 'no' without sounding negative"

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

John F. Kennedy

"Have your people call my people."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."