Democracy Lovers Gifts

Hillary The Choice 2016

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

'Apparently, he's decided to court 'the slob vote'.'

Spanish Elections

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

What's normal?

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The economy.

Changing Minds

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Unanimous voting.

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Lord George brings news of the debate

Armageddon

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Roe v. Wade

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Arthur Schopenhauer

"At least we agree to disagree."

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'