Democracy Lovers Gifts

Hillary The Choice 2016

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

'Apparently, he's decided to court 'the slob vote'.'

Spanish Elections

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"Good boy."

"You're fired."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

What's normal?

Scarcity

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

The economy.

Our Two Parties, Explained

We need a Europe of U-turns.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Changing Minds

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Armageddon

Lord George brings news of the debate

Roe v. Wade

Unanimous voting.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

Protest

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price