Democracy Enthusiasts Gifts

'Let's face it, we're nothing but a puppet government.'

'I'm fed up with being told we're all too dim to manage any but the simplest of voting systems.'

"We took a vote. We're sitting this one out."

"Wait - we can vote?"

'I wanted to show them what a patriot I am, but they wouldn't let me vote!'

Tramp Voter

Election Maze

"Well, your holiness, I think that's very unfair. . ."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Good boy."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Dialogue

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Skeptic Tank.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

"Now that's a win."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'