Democracy Fan T-Shirts

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Ballz to the Walz

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

"Good boy."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

John F. Kennedy

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

Desk of Public Opinion Polls has 'In' box 'Out' box and 'Undecided'.

Pollster

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"Why don't you ever do any positive stories about government dysfunction?"

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Impeachment

'It's 10 P.M. do you know who's in charge of Egypt - the Muslim Brotherhood or the military?'

"I must destroy this terrible weapon of mass destruction."

The Daily Me

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'