Democratic Campaign Fan Gifts

Dean and Gore Advise Kerry.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

Joe Biden

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Jerry Brown.

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Political Analysis

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

The partisan cafe

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Chuck Schumer