Political Campaign Fan Gifts

Yes, Wiccan!

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

Tony Blair

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

Barack Obama

'Can I Come In Soon?'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Vote For Me!

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

Hillary Clinton

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

"Just tryin' to inform and educate the electorate!"

Greek Crisis

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

TRUMP

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

Biden Wins