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Yes, Wiccan!

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Tony Blair

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'Can I Come In Soon?'

Vote For Me!

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Barack Obama

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

"Just tryin' to inform and educate the electorate!"

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

Greek Crisis

TRUMP

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

Hillary Clinton

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

"Oh, my mother's learned a lot from this campaign. She sends me five robocalls a day."