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Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Tony Blair

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

'Can I Come In Soon?'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

"Just tryin' to inform and educate the electorate!"

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

TRUMP

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

Greek Crisis

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

Give em hell Harry is a lot more inspiring than Follow me on Twitter.

Biden Wins

'There's a democracy in here somewhere...'

"Oh, my mother's learned a lot from this campaign. She sends me five robocalls a day."

Impeachment Chapter III