Election Campaign Fan Pillows

Vote For Me!

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Sarah Palin Fact #2783, Sarah Palin makes her own diamond earrings by squeezing coal.

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

Tony Blair

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'I wrote my own speech once. It didn't sound like me at all!'

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

"Mr. Bermudez, as candidate for mayor, I need your vote. I think we can agree that the most urgent issues are education, employment and political access!"

TRUMP

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

"Just tryin' to inform and educate the electorate!"

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

Greek Crisis

Biden Wins

"Oh, my mother's learned a lot from this campaign. She sends me five robocalls a day."

'There's a democracy in here somewhere...'

Impeachment Chapter III

"He's our man. He's our guy. He lies less than those other guys!"