Politics Fan Gifts

Biden Wins

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Impeachment Chapter III

"Well, I was defeated in the election, but now I can go after the big bucks by being a lobbyist."

"It's Ivana's autobiography."

Desert Island D**ks

Trump Balloon

"Have you ever heard the story of the scorpion and the frog...?"

Republican Cone of Silence

Croatia joins the EU.

Barack Obama holding a basketball.

Secrets of the Mitt Romney Tax Return

'We're gonna need more lipstick.'

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

Spent Force

Greek Crisis

Sofa King

Newest Federal Reserve Board member heads to Washington.

Give Him Time

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

News remote

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

'He's practicing for his appearance before the congressional committee on torture.'

Barack Obama

'Can I Come In Soon?'

Tony Blair in the morning and George Bush in the afternoon. Lulu and Stan were having a good day.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"