Fantasy Politics Fan Gifts

'There! I'm a sucker for realpolitik!'

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

New Resident of Downing Street

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"The issues are a big snore, Dave. Let's talk about my hair on fire."

News remote

"So were hoping to interview Sir Keir Starmer today, but nobody here seems to know what he looks like."

US recommendation for Middle East peacemaking.

GOP Controlled State Legislatures!

'Can I Come In Soon?'

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

Election 2015

How are my Lies, Distortions, Mud-Slinging? 1-800 Politics.

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Barack Obama

David Lloyd George

Trump's firings

"Like many in your field, you will end up in Congress."

Greek Crisis

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

Harold Wilson

Biden Wins

Michael Foot

Donald Trump - Bluster Bus and Bernie Sanders- Substance Subcompact

Condoleezza Rice

Impeachment Chapter III

Servile journalism

Venom

The House of Commons Tailors

I, for one, welcome our new Kenyan overlord!