Fantasy Politics Aficionado Gifts

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Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

Sir Winston Churchill

"Who's got the hammer?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

Political convention

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

That's What Happens

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

The Russian Election.

Arizona In Black

DUNVOTIN

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

New Resident of Downing Street

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Trump

Roe v. Wade

British Prime Minister

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Armageddon