Politics Aficionado Gifts

Hunt child care budget

'Showing Grandma the edge doesn't solve anything, but it gives us both an exciting day.'

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

"Are you sure everyone will know we're being ironic?"

"We're from Australia and we're here to help with your global warming problem."

"Congressman, our people would look upon it favorably if you were to oppose any additional sin taxes."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

The Statue of Liberty takes Trump by the scruff of his hair and makes him read her plaque.

'First they stab you in the back, then they cut your affordable healthcare. . . it's the American way!'

"Today, the U.S. budget, the Dow Jones, and the universe all expanded to uncharted territory."

Bill Clinton

'I've heard senator Duffy is controlled by special interest groups.'

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

Your chances of seeing meaningful gun control legislation....

Democratic Donkey (first use of symbol) Posthumously Attacking Edwin Stanton

'Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lobbyists . . .'

European Leadership

The Election - Canvassing for votes.

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Spinology 101 - 'It's a requirement for anyone planning to go into politics.'

Friends, Romans, Countrymen...lend me your money.

Bismarck's Death

"The only thing we have to fear is..." "FEAR ITSELF"

William Gladstone

'We must now have the ability to predict many events with much certainty. Unfortunately, most of them are elections.'

U.S. Military Guide to Occupation in Foreign Countries...

United Italy Joins the International Club

''Proclaim freedom throughout the land'? -You're kidding, right?'

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The Art of the Possible

Reagan's Shrug.

1880 Presidential Election - 'The Republican Pachyderm Alive and Kicking'

"In our states you have the right to work...for less!"

'You're wasting your time here. This Washington, D.C.'

'Either road leads to Rome.'