Election Aficionado Gifts

Opinion polls

'Basically, Son, the Democrats are donkeys, the Republicans are elephants, and the rest of us are roadkill.'

An election candidate giving contradicting promises.

It's not the winning. It's the taking part that counts. Vote Lib Dem.

"I'll put you down as 'undecided'."

'Walter has been undecided since 1984.'

'Your candidate won?' 'No, we're celebrating the end of the 2008 political campaigns.'

Poll Dancing

"I know what it says, but you're not."

US campaign buttons 2012.

Poor chap has just been selected as a Labour candidate for the next election.

Florida Elections

"Who has been naughty and who has been nice?"

I just love the New York Times! Not because they endorse me of course.

"Do you know you're losing to Hillary Clinton in the polls?"

'I've read your manuscript-it's a miracle you survived all the booze, sex, and drugs while on your world tour, but are you sure you want it published during an election year senator?'

"You'll have to excuse my husband. He's a little tired of the election."

'I simplified my list.'

'Wow! I could run for office.'

'He's one of those veteran capitol observers.'

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

The Tammany Ring Defeated- 'The Political Suicide of Peter 'Brains' Sweeny

Joe Biden

New York Election of 1879- Rival Democrat Factions (Kelly and Robinson) Both Emerge Defeated

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

"Play the last presidential debate....hold on....first take our all the lies and stuff..."

HOPE 2.0

Tory election betting.

Happy 2024!

Male Fraud

We Hate the Left, Please Don't Leave Us Lefties

Non-Candidate Candidates

Can't Act

Democrats to USA: We're Not Saying Much

A man uses a leaf blower to clear away Gore and Bush election leaflets.