Voting Aficionado Gifts

"It's the Dr. Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls."

"It's the EU referendum pollsters - are you in or out?"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Voting

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

That's What Happens

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Joe Biden

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Annual Pollsters Convention. Wow, who could've predicted such a low turnout?

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

Legalish

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Martin Luther King and Obama.

William Pitt the Elder

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Footing The Bill

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket