Voting Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

"These are my non-negotiables, my iron-clad principles, and if you're not going to vote for them... I have others you might like."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

'Of course you may have heard these campaign promises before...because I practice campaign promise recycling!'

The Election Strategy

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

'Wow! Voter apathy is at an all time low. . . it says here that in the last Gubernatorial race only three people voted. . .'

Voter Lemmings.

'How would Jesus register?'

'If we are going to vote on everything, why do we need a legislator?'

Rick Perry: 'Let my people vote!'

"My many years in office make me uniquely qualified to solve problems, especially since I created many of them."

Man gets hit in the head by the 'V' in the word 'Vote'.

"Voter interest and turnout on all sides is way up thanks to foreign interference in the election!"

Catalan Referendum?

Jimmy Carter

I Voted Stickers

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

The last four undecided voters

"Today's the deadline for mail-in ballots."

Vote like your rights depend on it

VOTE

Vote Like Your Life Depends On It

"Good boy."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

An informed voter is a good voter

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Armageddon

Elections