Voting Aficionado Pillows

"It's the Dr. Sadie Advice Hour. For the next two hours, I'll be taking your calls."

"It's the EU referendum pollsters - are you in or out?"

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

Voting

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Joe Biden

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

John F. Kennedy

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"

Footing The Bill

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

William Pitt the Elder

Gladstone returning to Westminster without a new ticket

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Destroyers"

Martin Luther King and Obama.