Referendum Aficionado Pillows

"Patience, oor wullie, patience!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Joe Biden

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

Why moms make bad refs.

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Destroyers"

Footing The Bill

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

'...And now, stay tuned for 'America's Funniest Presidential Debates'!'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

William Pitt the Elder