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"Patience, oor wullie, patience!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Sir Winston Churchill

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

That's What Happens

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

John F. Kennedy

Why moms make bad refs.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Joe Biden

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

Plight of Decent-White-Male-Middle Class Scapgoats.

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

Legalish

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Footing The Bill

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

Eye Off the Ball

"Destroyers"