Referendum Enthusiast Pillows

"If at first you don't succeed, have a second referendum."

Scotland Referendum - Do you want independence from money?

"Good boy."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

"Who's got the hammer?"

Oligarchy

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Dialogue

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"Now that's a win."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."