Referendum Enthusiast Mugs

"If at first you don't succeed, have a second referendum."

Scotland Referendum - Do you want independence from money?

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Good boy."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'

Oligarchy

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'If only every year was an election year.'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Ahem. I'm eating. Not now, please. Just one tiny question. Believers I American exceptionalism have always said we're the paragon of democracy. So I'm just wondering … How come one party is passing unnecessary laws that'll keep millions of us from voting? They're robbing us of our voice! Could've surprised me.

"That's the last time I'm going to allow politics to be discussed in the office."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Dialogue

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

"Now that's a win."

I'm not making enough money to like you.

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'