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Entering N.Y. Times/CBS News Poll

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

That's What Happens

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Two Ways out of Iraq.

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Armageddon

New Resident of Downing Street

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Europe and immigration.

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

2020 Swiss barmy knife

John F. Kennedy

Denazification

Joe Biden

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

The House of Commons.

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

75 Years of Progress

The Monroe Doctrine