Poll Enthusiast Pillows

'Excuse me, Sir - I wonder if you'd mind helping me with a survey....?'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

Dropping Popularity of Obama.

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

"I want to 'tell it like it is' to my supporters, but what do they want to hear?"

"Good boy."

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Trump pardons

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Away with the warmonger!"

'If only every year was an election year.'

Political convention

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"You're a fine one to talk about my spending!"

U.S. Foreign Policy

An informed voter is a good voter

DUNVOTIN

Elections

Trump

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

New Resident of Downing Street

Arizona In Black

Armageddon

The Russian Election.

Roe v. Wade

Disraeli Stands for 'British Interests' Against Russian Expansionism