Poll Addict Pillows

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

'The candidates campaign promises have been re-named campaign ideas to avoid lawsuits.'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

EU Deal

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

The end of election 2016

Pollster

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

Impeachment to Trump

"This is gonna be great!"

'Remember your blood pressure, dear!...the Dr, warned about anything that would anger you, like this divided congress and their inability to compromise on things beneficial to the nation.'

Vladimir Putin as Uncle Sam

"Here's my idea. . . we offer Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a quid pro quo for leaving office."

"I'll check your circulation."

'You think economic news on TV could be adversely affecting our patient?'

EU Polling Station

election polling

'It's true that I accepted the bribe, seduced the intern, and stole the money, but I did it with the nation's best interests in mind.'

'Circus in town?' - 'Election'

Trump-Putin Conspiracy Theories

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"C-Span is our reality television."