Polling Aficionado Pillows

"Yes, I know I've already asked you these questions. But, if I don't poll five people an hour, I could lose my job!"

Polling before elections

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

That's What Happens

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Elections

Armageddon

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

New Resident of Downing Street

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Europe and immigration.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

Denazification

John F. Kennedy

2020 Swiss barmy knife

Joe Biden

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

The House of Commons.

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

The Monroe Doctrine